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See if any of these descriptions sound familiar!  New additions always welcome!

NAME

PROFILE

OPENING/PLAYING STYLE

ACHIEVEMENTS

LEAST/MOST

LIKELY TO SAY

 

 

 

BRANISLAV

SUDJIC

Long-standing member B-team stalwart (when he manages to find the opposing team's venue, of course).

 

Penchant for turning any Black position into some mutant Dutch Defence.  May play the London as White 

Be prepared for a mass pawn charge leading to quick victory or ridiculous position with  on the seventh rank and pieces on the first!  Be warned, he has had the audacity to recover from such situations!

Overcoming the handicap of  having an East European-type name which makes people think he is a Ukrainian grand master. Least likely to say, "I wonder if I should develop a piece before moving that pawn further up the board?"

 

PETE

SELBIE

Long-time member and B or C-team captain.

  Claims to need the comfort and space of his SAAB to get to work, but others suspect the real purpose is for the long trips to play Nancy Elder matches in Wick.

Plays just about anything, really!  Though the deadly Petrov used to be a favoured weapon.

Forget the theory after four moves, play the opening really poorly, drop a pawn and/or attain a rubbish position, fight back gallantly only to lose on time.

Retaining a modicum of sanity despite years of Walter Pearson's post-match analysis.

Jumping from 1322 to 1458 in the 2003/4 season - after remaining stationary around 1340 for years.  Doping authorities have been informed!

Most likely to say: 'It is a book move' (regarding some really bizarre, hitherto unknown fourth move)

'Okay, I'll play the Nancy Elder Trophy this year, again'

'I know, I saw that, but I only had two seconds left on my clock'

Least likely to say:

'That two hundred mile round trip, to play in the Nancy Elder against that bloke graded three hundred and fifty five points above me was worth it.

'I reached the time control with half an hour on my clock''

 

GEORGE PYRICH

Long-time member, club President, A-Team captain and one of the strongest players at the club.  Past winner of the mythical club championship trophy.  George will be hoping to get back to 2000+ for next season.  George is also a very accomplished correspondence player. A very steady versatile  player who plays a range of openings and  who likes to strangle you positionally before moving in for the kill.  Despite his steadiness, knowledge and versatility George has been known to get into a bit of time trouble – presenting him with the dilemma of whether or not to risk scuttling off for another fag.  Indeed, it may be that George's time trouble is historically linked to bans on over the board smoking. Surviving bans on smoking over the board.

Most likely to say:'And after that it's just a position' 

 

 

Least likely to say: 'How about having more Committee meetings?'

 

WALTER PEARSON

Former secretary and regular.  Made up for taking chess up late in life by playing all congresses and spending hours on post-match analysis. (most of it trying to refute suggestions that he had a poor position).

 Also liable to argue that, if he could have reached the end game, he’d have been fine.

 Walter has, in his time as a teacher, coached many kids, the most notable being one Andrew Burnett, now graded at around 2200

1. e4 as White, with a Vienna to follow if possible. The Sicilian Accelerated Dragon or much-maligned Benoni as Black

 

Likely to play his favoured opening system very quickly, aim to put opponents under time pressure or to head for an endgame where he hopes to apply his technique in this area of the sport  Has been known to play on for hours in a totally drawn position, believing his opponent will fall asleep and lose on time.

Hawick Major, 2000

Glenrothes Major, 2001

Most likely to say:

‘Your flag's fallen’  

 ‘I thought my position was fine.’

'Did I ever show you that interesting endgame from the weekend?''

'Has anyone seen my copy of Capablancas Endgames?'

 

 

Least likely to say:

‘Aye, I’ll take that draw offer’

‘I didn’t like my position after move ten’

 

 

TOMMY THOMSON

Staunch member and regular attendee when around.  Known as rather a 'bookish' player who is well-acquainted with theory – reflected in his high rating as a correspondence player. Not sure nowadays, though I believe he used to play the Catalan and French

Theoretical, likes to take his time

Managing to overcome the trauma of shorter time controls and no adjournments.

Most likely to SING:

 ' We don't need no Constitution'                              

  (TO THE TUNE OF ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL BY PINK FLOYD)

Least likely to say:

'What about more quickplay matches'

'What about shorter time controls'